I'm not claiming that this has any deep meaning at all, but I found it hilarious. What follows is the complete text of an e-mail to me from someone who is an English professor and assistant director of the College Writing Program:

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Hi Cyrus, I think you're looking for the winner of the social sciences category in our Writign Cetner Colloquium contest. I've forwarded your message to the Writign Center Coordinator so she can forward it to that student.

Brian

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An English professor, people.