Early New Year's Resolution, No Doubt the First of Several:
To work the word "Belgium" into everyday speech. I mean, really, what's wrong with people? Fuck them. I would boycott whoever the American publisher of H2G2 was, write unfavorable reviews with this specific complaint on the amazon.com pages for every one of Adams' books, and go out and find the original British version of the book and pay top dollar for it, if doing so didn't involve work.